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From The Desk Of Jesse Stoddard
Snohomish, WA

Dear Random Website Visitor, Robot, or Beloved Telemarketer,

Thank you for taking a moment to visit my website. In today’s busy world, I know it is usually easier just to Facebook stalk someone. I understand how you feel since you are probably on there all day anyway, and I felt the same way when I was trying to spy—ahem—I mean, learn more about someone.

However, what I found was that a website really does contain more useful and detailed information that can give you a better overall understanding of who the person really is (or at least who they want you to think they are— Hey, wait a minute…)

If you would like to call me and try to sell me something, then you can easily find my information on the connect page. I welcome sales professionals… But I have to warn you, that although I look like your typical easy mark, I tend to be more interested in your process and scripting than I am in your product or service and it does tend to become a big game that is likely to frustrate you.

Better yet, if you have robotic or pre-recorded messages connected to an auto-dialer that can repeatedly call my landline for weeks on end until I finally relent and pick up the phone screaming, you already know where to find my phone number, since you got it straight off the “Do Not Call” list to begin with.

Anyway, you can find out a little bit about me on the about page, or you can get a far better understanding by reading my blog.

If you would like to book me for a humorous and inspiring speech, to MC your show, or help you put together your next marketing promotion, then please Contact me now and we’ll get things cookin’.

Thanks again!

Sincerely,

Jesse Stoddard

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Who is Jesse Stoddard?

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Jesse Stoddard is a Writer, Speaker, Entertainer and even a Chief Marketing Officer specializing in marketing strategy for business and startups.

Yes, you heard that right. He has been called an “Artist-Entrepreneur” and he loves the label.

He started his business life as a fitness professional, with over sixteen years of experience as a gym owner, personal trainer, and consultant to other fitness pros all over the world. He wrote two books in the fitness industry, including Free Gym Memberships, and How To Build Your Own Fitness Boot Camp, hosts a very popular industry podcast The Fitness Boot Camp Inner Circle and was featured in CNN Money Edition. Later he helped a 13.8 Million dollar service-based business grow at a startling rate of 40%, and now provides marketing strategy consulting and services for a diverse range of clients from law firms to moving companies to financial services firms. He is founder and CEO of the Stoddard Agency.

In his twenties, he was a professional musical theater performer traveling the United States while running his own businesses. He also managed an aerial acrobatics and a large theatrical production. He has directed, choreographed and performed in a variety of capacities and currently started his own comedy troupe called Crackpot Comedy.